You know THOSE days, when nothing major goes wrong but lots of little things remind you of
how impatient I can be?
Basically, it was fat kid day at the library. A summer program came to visit & they were all huge kids. I didn't understand how they were so big, I sweat off three or four pounds just walking to class.
I am sweating right now. I might short circuit my computer because of the heat.
Anyway, I have discovered how I am going to make sure people in my future are people I can be friends with.
I know, I know. I already have a best friend application, why do I need a marker for the people I consider hanging out with. Well thanks to Amber, I figured it out.
From now on, when I meet a person, I am going to ask them:
If you were to hike across Africa, would you do it
a) for Jesus/Christ/those things
b) because it is bad ass and Bear Grylls-y
I am sure most of you know the answer I am looking for, but just to play it safe with future encounters.
Also, I need a huge assorted box of sharpies for some revenge plans I have coming up, if you have a box I can borrow, I have a wooden toy gun you can hold as ransom until I return them.
God, I wish I would stop sweating.
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This makes me nervous.
ReplyDeleteI think you should add that as your last question. It's important. OH, and to step up the badass factor, he's RUNNING portions of it. Across Africa. It's a race.
ReplyDeleteKyle, you should totally let her borrow the sharpies. I have personally approved her revenge plan. You would be amused.
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